Listen up, because you/bro/dude gotta get this straight. Whenever someone tries to pull/spin/twist your leg with some bogus info, just shoot/tell/lay down the hammer. Like/For instance/Say for example, if they try to claim/say/argue that the earth is flat? You gotta drop/hit/slam the truth bomb on them like: "The earth is a sphere/globe/round thing, bro! Get with the program/times/facts"

• I ain't kidding
• Don't/Ever/Never let anyone pull/fool/trick you with their lies/BS/bull.
• Knowledge is power/key/the bomb, so stay woke/informed/in the loop.

Like You're Seriously Old History Now

Dude, remember when you were like, the King/Queen/Boss read more of the Scene/Hangout/Crew? Those days are Gone/Over/Kaput, Bro/Girlfriend/Fam. Seriously, you're more Vintage/Antique than a dial-up Connection/Modem/Phone. It's like, you're practically part of the Stone Age/Caveman Era/Jurassic Period.

Just kidding! (kind of) But really, things change fast these days. What was Cool/Rad/Dope yesterday is totally Lame/Busted/Tragic today.

You gotta keep up with the times, or you'll be left in the Dust/Shadows/Past.

Okay Cancel Culture Is Overrated ✌️

Cancel culture has become totally an absolute myth. Like, seriously, people get triggered over the silliest things. It's like {everyone's a fragile snowflake who can't take with any different opinion. Give me a break! {People need to chill out and learn how to agree to disagree.

We're, not like getting cancelled every day. It happens sometimes. Plus, no one's perfect. We should be able to learn from them and move on instead of making a whole thing out of nothing! ✌️

Ultimate Aksually Guide on Being Right (All The Time)

Yo, fam! Ever get like you're the only one who knows what's up? Like everyone else is just clueless the big picture? Well, take your thinking caps, 'cause this guide is gonna level your game. We're talkin' about becoming a certified know-it-all, slaying every argument and leaving your competitors in the dust. It's time to dominate the world with your superior intellect!

• First, master the art of reasoning. Those idiots rely on emotions, but you're gonna be a beacon of truth.
• Next, learn to communicate your thoughts with the confidence of a champion. Use big copyright, throw in some jargon, and don't be afraid to correct those dimwits who dare to disagree you.
• Finally, always remember: winning is everything.

I Know What You Mean, Aksually... *Explains Entirely Different Thing*

It's a truly wicked internet trope that we all know and love. Someone makes a remark, and then another person chimes in with "Aksually," proceeding to discourse about an entirely divergent topic. Sometimes it's hilarious, but one thing's for sure: it's a masterclass of how communication can go haywire.

It usually involves a passionate individual who feels the need to impose their knowledge on others, even when it's completely irrelevant. The irony is that these individuals often completely misunderstand the original statement.

It's a vicious cycle that we can all relate to. Next time you find yourself caught in this linguistic quagmire, remember: sometimes it's best to just let it go.

The Definitive Guide to "Aksually's" Demise|

It all started innocently enough. Back in around 2008, "aksualmente," that hilariously mangled rendition of "actually," was pure gold. Kids were {slinging it aroundlike confetti and parents were scratching their heads, wondering how this linguistic abomination became a thing.

• Fast forward to

After a while, things started changing. The novelty wore off, maybe the joke became too overused, or perhaps the internet just had its fill of such mangled English.

It's a mystery for the ages is that by the early 2020s, "aksualmente" was officially uncool. Today, it resides mostly in dusty meme archives. A sad tale for a once-hilarious phrase.